Let's Play GREEN TEAM WINS is a video in the Board Game Club series.
- "People skills - and if all else fails, you can be on a Board Game channel." [on theatre degrees]
Notable moments[]
- The first rule of Board Game Club is "it is easy being green".
- Who will be on the orange team and who will be on the green team?
- This is wall-to-wall Bristol Old Vic Theatre School alumni. Funny how they were all available at the same time.
- Hey, Maanuv's back! He is absolutely the coolest of us all. No pressure.
- Dom's straight out of the gate with the rules quibbling. Not that he's causing trouble for the sake of it, of course.
- Rosie is in perfect health. Shut up and stop asking.
- Bristol Old Vic people will turn up for a free lunch, RADA actors don't even return Adam's calls.
- Dom is looking for world dom-ination again. Laurie: "Dom, you don't want votes - you want to take power!"
- People who want nice things, for example blueberries, are Tories.
- Dom and Maanuv are bonding over a West Midlands childhood.
- Choosing between song lyrics is very much related to being killed by nazis.
- Dom's enthusiasm may actually be sarcastic. He's soliciting support in the comments.
- Adam can't believe that Dom is some people's favourite: "It's like people whose favourite Celebrations are Bounty - they exist, I know that. I just don't get it."
- Laurie doesn't share food. Don't even look at his food.
- Basil the Great Mouse Detective is not a rat of any kind. Rosie has made some nonsense up and claims it's always on her mind.
- Maanuv is cool but wrong. It's cooler to have no points if everyone else has loads.
- Sullivan is horrified about messy food. He may cry. He and Adam are bonding over small basic bitch pasta shapes.
- Black country bolognaise is served in a trough with gravel, while wearing a bib.
- Rosie's made sports uncool with her description.
- Sullivan: "I thought everyone would go for grades because you're a bunch of fucking nerds."
- To make money from sports, you have to be better than really good. Sullivan may have a complex. He definitely has huge, muscular and very beautiful calves. James can prove it with a picture.
- Singalonga NRB: 'Mother rat'
- Maanuv was the one to lower the tone in the end - that's so cool.
- PIGS! The pigs have it!
- Cool Maanuv stories: he's a goalkeeper, he lives somewhere, he has a PS5, he always answered the phone when Dom called looking for his ex. That last one definitely makes Dom seem cool.
- Adam, who once said Board Game Etiquette Rule No. 10 is 'No house rules, children', suggests a house rule.
- A college or a deli sandwich? Our cast (except Sullivan) are simple folk. Their sandwiches are huge. And interesting.
- The Adam Blampied is less a sandwich and more the following day's effects of the sandwich.
- Maanuv's sandwich contains all the coolest concepts in the world, obvs.
- Pips on mushy peas are horrid.
- Tiny Teri spot! Hi Teri!
- Courage or imagination? Nope, money, anger or godhead, thank you.
- Laurie: "Rosie, they give dogs awards for courage!"
- Maanuv wants to be a coward with a BAFTA.
- Sullivan: "Why am I fucking an animal?"
- Dom has already chosen
- Tigger would be a nightmare, but the relationship would be mostly sex and very entertaining. Sullivan: "Welcome to the last 3 years of my life.... Hello Brooke!" - he's going to suffer for that later.
- Winnie the Pooh would be a sensitive partner bringing a well-rounded relationship. He could teach us about letting the small stuff go.
- Sullivan: "I'm very happy with my acting degree, thank you very much." Dom: "What about your acting career?"
- Sullivan chose BGC over award-winning telly. Possibly for the better money.
- Everyone has integrity now, except Rosie and Maanuv. The rest are just soft.
- Maanuv gets his BAFTA. Thanks James! And a song.
Scores[]
- Game 1:
- Maanuv 12
- Adam 14
- Dom 14
- Laurie 16
- Rosie 17
- Sullivan 19
- Game 2:
- Laurie wins on the 'Green Team' rule, with 21 points
Trivia[]
- Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
- The close up middle camera is ever so slightly soft focus, to put it politely.
- We get a song! 'That's so cool!'
- An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
- No talking heads this episode.