Let's Play DIAMANT is a video in the Board Game Club series.
- " I'm a big fan of pushing my luck, but there comes a time where everyone has to go home... and that's the point where they are in a confined space with Laurie Blake. "
- ― Adam
Notable moments[]
- The first rule of Board Game Club is "It belongs in a museum".
- Who will be raiding the lost ark and who will find themself on their last crusade?
- Adam Blampied hair watch: blond at all times. Puts our recording at the latest December 2022, if you're playing along at home.
- The Lord of the Board is given an extraordinarily muted welcome.
- It's filth. Filth I tell you. Who would have thought, with Rosie and Dom at the table? (See also: Let's Play HOLLYWOOD 1947)
- Introducing Clementine Orange of the Satsuma Tangerines, from Seville.
- This is a push-your-luck game. So it's meta-a-go-go. Will Adam and Laurie take the extra risk just to spite each other? Will there be backstabbing and betrayal all round? Will there be a Brooke/ Sullivan/ Adam standoff? Yes. Of course. Is this your first Board Game Club?
- There's very little to do when you're back at the camp on a cave exploration expedition, so it's natural to explore your own desires and interests. There's a lot of wanking, is what we're saying.
- Who knows what causes a cave-in? Laurie knows.
- Is a marriage proposal enough to tempt Sullivan deeper into a cave system?
- Adam: "he's my boo, he's my babes, he's my bae. He'll never betray me".
- Sullivan: "I didn't do this, I didn't do this... I'm sorry, my love".
- Adam can't actually commune with the heart of the cards.
- Is the camp sex-positive? No, it's sex-insistent.
- Spiders, spiders, spiders, spiders. Aaaaaaaaargh, spiders!
- Brave Boys Club? Stupid Boys Club?
- That's absolutely not how the Jungle Book goes.
- This is the tomb of annihilation - it's possibly a metaphor for masturbation.
Scores[]
- Game 1
- Adam - 4
- Rosie - 14
- Sullivan - 20
- Brooke - 22
- Laurie - 22
- Dom - 25
- Game 2
- Brooke - 14
- Dom - 17
- Adam - 18
- Laurie - 20
- Sullivan - 20
- Rosie - 21
Talking Heads[]
Talking heads are available in this episode. Timestamps were put together by Peter on the Patreon Discord.
- 0:10:53 - Sullivan is the bravest boy
- 0:13:42 - Dom is the best explorer
- 0:17:35 - Brooke is a coward - and Adam agrees
- 0:20:02 - Laurie doesn't think it's all about sex, at all
- 0:21:22 - Everyone is sad that Rosie is dead
- 0:22:17 - Brooke welcomes the masturbation discussion
- 0:24:11 - Sullivan breaks
- 0:25:35 - Adam and Sullivan are for life
- 0:27:59 - Sullivan can see the future
- 0:30:31 - Adam worries about the spiders
- 0:31:52 - Rosie is brave and mercenary
- 0:34:24 - Adam is staying away from the wankers
- 0:36:34 - Dom has a list of fears
- 0:37:57 - Laurie is the leader
- 0:39:33 - The game hates Adam and it gives Laurie life
- 0:40:30 - Dom's a smug winner
- 0:44:00 - Rosie has a strategy
- 0:45:39 - Adam slightly loses the plot
- 0:51:16 - When should Adam go back to camp?
- 0:53:03 - Brooke has learned a lesson
- 0:58:12 - Dom is a prophet of doom
Trivia[]
- Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
- An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.